This is the best thing i’ve come across this week.. What the fuck should I make for dinner dot com!!
You can click if “you don’t fucking like that” or if “you don’t fucking eat meat”. I’VE been clicking for at least 10 minutes because I find it hilarious.
Click the pic to go to the fucking site..
Well hello again. Instead of writing about how busy i’ve been, this is way way better. I started working for this new party Dance.Here.Too which takes place every Saturday night at Santos Party House (96 Lafayette St. NYC).
Rob Fernandez & Benny Soto, the promoters behind award-winning shindig Dance.Here.Now., are proud to present Dance.Here.Too.: A new concept in weekend fun that adapts the music-first DHN vibe to a party after which you don’t have to wake up for work.
“We realized that Saturday had fallen off the menu for a lot of people, and that’s just a waste of a night off,” says Rob.
“We wanted to create an alternative to the big, impersonal club experience that is more of a coming together of people that love music in a big way. We’re taking back Saturday nights.,” says Benny.
Set at Santos Party House – one of the city’s best dance-friendly venues with a custom sound system that defies ear fatigue – DHT will bring the focus back to you, your friends and the music. No nonsense, no door drama, no fuss.
With a wide-open music policy, featured DJs will run the gamut from house (American and European), to electro, to uncategorizable. If you missed Timo Maas, Lee Burridge, Danny Howells, Steve Lawler, Derrick May, Francois K, Behrouz, MindControl, Oscar G, Laidback Luke, Hex Hector then you should definitely sign up for the mailing list by clicking the links below for the big acts coming this Spring/Summer which include…
05/01 – Dance.Here.Too Peter Rauhofer’s Birthday Bash
05/08 – Dance.Here.Too with Chriss Vargas
05/22 – Dance.Here.Too with Victor Calderone
05/29 – Fixed & Dance.Here.Too Present: Ellen Allien (Bpitch – Berlin) with JDH & Dave P
06/05 – Dance.Here.Too with Timo Maas
06/12 – Dance.Here.Too with Afrojack
See you on the Dancefloor!!
Dance.Here.Too Saturday’s @ Santos
I haven’t gone away for Memorial Day weekend since High School when I would go to the Jersey Shore, and Detroit is the last place I could have ever imagined going to for my Holiday weekend. The plane tickets have been booked, and now we wait.
This was released August 20, 2008. But I have probably listened to it too many times to count, and I feel I need to share it with the world! lol. This is Ghetto-House / Juke to its finest.
mad decent worldwide radio #34 – Flosstradamus
Mad Decent #34 – Flosstradamus
Intro – Reese & Santonio – Rock to the beat (With our famous friends drop)
Parris Mitchell – Bitches & Money
Jammin Gerald – Energy
Paul Johnson – Booty Call
- 101 Rx
- Wouldn’t You Like to be a Hoe?
Dj Funk – f___k ya
Wax Master Maurice – Crazy Tunes
Paul Johnson – Feel my M.F. Bass
Dj Milton – Hit It Rx
Gant-Man – Juke Dat Girl From Tha Back
Crookers – Push It (Gant-Man Juke Remix)
- Get Down Lil Mama
DJ Puncho – Get Down Low
Dj Deon – My Baby Mamma
DJ Puncho – Kswiss
- Fuck Me on the Floor
DJ Chip – ifyaseeem
DJ Thadz – In Da House
- GrabaHo
* Shake it to the ground (Acapella)*
DJ Clent – Bounce (Juke Anthem)
- Bounce N’ Break Yo Back
- Where the Ratz?
Count – Ghetto Bitches (Sinden Remix)
Totally Michael – Casual Satisfaction (Flosstradamus leak early copy edit/remix)
Kill Frenzy – Just Breathe (Juke Remix)
Asseteria is one of my favorite Sunday night parties, if I didn’t have class at 8am on Monday mornings I would probably be there more often. Since I will be in Miami til Monday night, I will definitely be stopping here Sunday after Danny Tenaglia’s pool party at the Shelborne.
It is wayy to early to start plugging this party, with Carl Cox tonight, Boris & Chus tomorrow, next week is Fedde le Grande & DJ Vibe, then heading to Miami for Winter Music Conference mayhem, I should probably hold off on this but I can’t help it. This is one of those parties I get really excited for, once a year, my inner exhibitionist comes out. I get to bust out my hooker heels & leather corset and fishnets and whip people & they like it! It’s the one & only Jonathan Peters S&M Party, one of my personal favorites. It’s like halloween for the whore inside of you and one of the dopest parties of the year.
Jonathan Peters S&M Party @ Pacha New York
Saturday, April 25
Sighh, Miami.. soon I will be a drunkenmunky strollin down ocean or collins with my Call-A-Cab in hand, acting wild and gettin tan. I arrive late Monday night on the 23rd and I am staying all weeeeeeek til Monday the 30th. Was just tipped on this party, caught my eye for a few reasons:
1. I love day parties
2. I love rooftop parties
3. The lineup <3
Readers: Email me any parties *priority goes to ones that I will get in free! hehe and I will promote them here in return 
– drunkenmunkey.nyc@gmail.com
February
.06- Bad Boy Bill
.07- MindControl – Santana & Bailey
.13- DJ Exacta & Funkagenda
.14- Boris, from Russia with Love
.20- Made Event: Above & Beyond
.21- Victor Calderone
.27- Mark Knight
.28- JP
March
.06- Danny Krivit & Pauly Raffaele
.07- Danny Tenaglia & Victor Calderone – Mega Birthday Bash
.13- Carl Cox
.14- DJ Boris + Chus
.20- Fedde Le Grande
.21- DJ Vibe
.27- Pacha Ibiza comes to NY with Sarah Main
.28- Exacta’s Birthday Bash
Table Reservations / Guest List Info / WMC Advance Tickets
Email: drunkenmunky.nyc@gmail.com
Wednesday Night 3/25
Danny Tenaglia
The Martinez Brothers
Parkwest Nightclub
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Thursday 3/26
Victor Calderone
Chus & Ceballos
DJ Vibe
Surfcomber Pool
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Thursday Night 3/26
Mind Control + D-Formation
Dream Nightclub
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Friday 3/27
Jonathan Peters
Shelborne Pool
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Friday Night 3/27
Boris Miami Marathon
+ Chus of Chus & Ceballos
& Carlos Fauvrelle
Parkwest Nightclub
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Saturday 3/28
Chriss Vargas + Mario Calegari
Colombia vs. Brazil - The White Party
Gansevoort South
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Saturday Night 3/28
Victor Calderone
Marco Carola
Parkwest Nightclub
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Sunday 3/29
Danny Tenaglia
Shelborne Pool
I am usually not a sucker for advertisements, unless im stoned & it’s quiznos. But for now on when I buy condoms in the future, I am buying Durex, because this commercial is great and they deserve it.
